Thursday, January 26, 2006
Best hand ever...
PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) converter
Preflop: Hero is MP with 5c, 5h.
UTG calls, Hero raises, 2 folds, BB calls, UTG calls.
Flop: (6.50 SB) 9d, 4c, 9s (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, BB calls, UTG calls.
Turn: (4.75 BB) 5s (3 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, Hero bets, BB folds, UTG raises, Hero 3-bets, UTG calls.
River: (10.75 BB) 7s (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG calls.
Final Pot: 12.75 BB
Results in white below:
UTG has 8c Kc (one pair, nines).
Hero has 5c 5h (full house, fives full of nines).
Outcome: Hero wins 12.75 BB.
This guy sucked out on me 23523523525 times yesterday. I got his ass back today. Although, he got me a few times, I busted him in the end.
I had to deal with some asshole talking shit to my fish though. Here's the sequence of events. First the hand:
PokerStars 2/4 Hold'em (5 handed) converter
Preflop: Hero is MP with 5c, Ac.
UTG calls, Hero raises, 1 fold, SB calls, BB calls, UTG calls.
Flop: (8 SB) 9s, 4d, 5d (4 players)
SB checks, BB checks, UTG bets, Hero raises, SB folds, BB folds, UTG calls.
Turn: (6 BB) 3h (2 players)
UTG checks, Hero bets, UTG calls.
River: (8 BB) 6d (2 players)
UTG bets, Hero calls.
Final Pot: 10 BB
Results in white below:
UTG has 3d 7h (straight, seven high).
Hero has 5c Ac (one pair, fives).
Outcome: UTG wins 10 BB.
The the chat (names changed to protect my fishies):
Fuckstick: Hey [donkey], if you have money to waste, just transfer it to me... you suck a**!
2 hands later, my money man sitting directly to my right logs off.
Me: Hey [fuckstick], how does it feel to be a dipshit?
Readers of this blog, take note! From this point forward, if I catch you berating my fish, I will unleash my vengence on you. Just ask some of my close friends what kind of vengence I can unleash. No information is 100% secure in this world. Don't be surprised to have a Gay Man-whore show up to your office and tell you (in front of your co-workers) that you should get yourself to the clinic ASAP.
That is all.
SO...well... in other news, I'm moving back in tonight. I got the carpets cleaned yesterday and everything in the house looks great. All I have to do tonight is put my bed back together and I'm in business.
Also, I'm starting the challenge tomorrow evening. I've have no plans for tomorrow evening except to play some mf'n poker. So, at 7:00 pm, on Friday, January 27, the 30,000 hands in 30 days with a 2 BB/100 winrate challenge begins.
30K in 30 Days Challenge Countdown:
Hands Remaining: 30,000
Days Remaining: 30
Win Rate: 0.00 BB/100